If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder
who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian,
non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
typing....
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my
eyes CLOSED :)
For Sale
when i was BORN i was so surprised, I
didn't talk for a year & a half.
“You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she
isn't your friend anymore.
Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from
it.
Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...
I just want to die young as late as possible.
If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the
best angle to kiss mah ass!
Some Love Status for WhatsApp
My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen
at".
If i had the world in mah hands, i'd give it all to you :)
If a hug tell how much i love you, i would hold you in my arms
forever.
Every LOVE story is beautiful, but ours if my Favorite.
<3
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
<3
As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me,
that's all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the
stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love
with you till forever is the other.
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
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