Kanjoos Wife and Husband

Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
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Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do,
Apna Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha Hai.